Fast food chain McFraudsters have officially declared war on the McDonalds today by branding their food as rubbish.

A spokesperson for McFraudsters stated that due to the growing demand for instant bland food, Mc Frausters new advertising campaign will be a blatant, no-holds barred attack on it's rival

BEST FOOD

"Everyone knows that McDonalds makes the best non descript fast food around."


IRONY

In reply McFraudster stated "That's the beauty of our new line of fast food; It doesn't even exist

FIRE

"We're going for the jugular; too many kids are being brainwashed, via shameless adverts involving a clown and a smiling robot children and we intend to fight fire with fire."
"We put it to McDonalds that our burgers and fries are cheaper, more nutritious

and our packaging more ecologically friendly, and we don't even cut down rainforest to graze cattle."

RIDICULOUS

We put this to McDonalds spokesperson Ronald McClone who stated, " The very idea that some one could possibly make a cheaper, blander, not fit for my dog Style burger" was ridiculous